So you want to join the Illuminati? Here are the basics.

[Wayne]

HERE ARE THE BASICS OF HOW TO BECOME A NEW ILLUMINATI MEMBER
1* you must be over the age of 18 to make your own decision.
2* you must be able to pay for registration fee.
3* you must have a strong belief of Success.
4* you must be able to keep secrets to yourself.
5* you must be able to wear a black shirt/vest/skirt/dress E.T.C not less than 3 times a week.
6* you must believe that money is power.
7* you must be aware that your name sounds in the list of celebrities and super-rich.
8* you must have goals and desires of your dreams in life.
9*you must have a belief in the change/modern world of doing things.
10*you must be able to read/respect/understand the prayers of the Illuminati.
11*you have to be able to make a sacrifice like Cow,Goat,Sheep.
12*No human Sacrifice.
13*you must have aim for joining the society.